Sunday, August 29, 2010

Never Dare A Duke


Let's do this: banish the idea of "guilty pleasures" and the "so-bad-it's-good" mentality. They are both intertwined. They are both extremely misleading.

This all has to do with Barry Manilow.

Copacabana is a ridiculous song. And I love it. I love it because it's cheesy and catchy and because it is a wildly stupid attempt at star crossed lover storytelling. But can I really say that it's a guilty pleasure, that I love it because it's so bad that is holds no value?

In order to declare something bad, or suggest that something is valueless, it must present no form of value to one's aesthetics (by something I only mean what could be considered an artistic endeavor [of course I would not classify murder as good if it was deemed pleasurable {this would also include any activity considered harmful to human beings}]).

We could say that a song is bad according to an accepted standard but, when discussing music, literature, film or any form of art, standards are so fragmented and diverse that it's best to adhere to one's own proclivities and not rely on a notion as fleeting and fickle as an artistic standard. So if some kind of pleasure- even if it that pleasure is a byproduct of cheesiness or irony- is derived from a song than it must have value in accordance to the listener whoever that may be. Therefore a "so-bad-it's-good" argument becomes null and void.


Well that's over with. Let's get this guilty please idea out of the way. It's a little easier.

If you like something, a song, a movie, a book, then claim it. Please don't hide behind calling it a guilty pleasure. Like what you like and feel no guilt. There is no accounting for taste.


Why did I write all of this? Because recently I've become wrapped up in a nasty habit: nostalgia. In lieu of pursuing the new I've taken refuge in the gone by. Late 90s Top 40, music that I could barely stand when it was popular, songs that echoed throughout the gymnasium as we sweat and awkwardly swayed with each other in a hormone induced stupor, is my new playlist. I do not know why I'm listening to Paula Cole and liking it now. I honestly cannot pin that down. At first I tried telling myself that these songs were so bad that they were good but I could not reconcile that argument. The idea of guilty pleasures is the denial of one's self and I have no use for it. So how to account for this? Don't know. Don't care. I'm having fun with it. You should too. That's why I've listed my exact playlist below. Think about Jngos, Kangol hats, Surge, TRL, Monica Lewinski, the animal cracker scene in Armageddon and frosted, spiky hair. Cringe a little. Then succumb.

  1. Aaliyah- One In A Million
  2. Aerosmith- I Don't Want to Miss A Thing
  3. Barenaked Ladies- One Week
  4. The Beastie Boys- Intergalactic
  5. BLACKstreet- No Diggity
  6. Blessed Union of Souls- Hey Leonardo
  7. Blink182- What's My Age Again?
  8. Blues Traveler- Runaroud
  9. Britney Spears- Baby One More Time
  10. Cardigans- Lovefool
  11. Celine Dion- My Heart Will Go On
  12. Cher- Believe
  13. Christina Aguilera- Genie In A Bottle
  14. Chumbawamba- Tubthumping
  15. The Cranberries- Linger
  16. Deep Blue Something- Breakfast at Tiffany's
  17. Del Amitri- Roll to Me
  18. Destiny's Child- Say My Name
  19. Dishwalla- Counting Blue Cars
  20. Duncan Sheik- Barely Breathing
  21. Eagle Eye Cherry- Save Tonight
  22. Edwin McCain- I'll Be
  23. Eminem- My Name Is
  24. Fastball- The Way
  25. Fatboy Slim- The Rockafeller Skank
  26. Fiona Apple- Criminal
  27. Ginuwine- Pony
  28. Goo Goo Dolls- Iris
  29. Green Day- Good Riddance
  30. Hanson- MMMBop
  31. Hootie & The Blowfish- Only Wanna Be With You
  32. Jamiroquai- Virtual Insanity
  33. Jay Z- Can I Get A....
  34. Jewel- Who Will Save Your Soul
  35. Korn- Freak On A Leash
  36. LEN- Steal My Sunshine
  37. Lenny Kravitz- Are You Gonna Go My Way
  38. Limp Bizkit- Faith
  39. Lisa Loeb- Stay
  40. Lit- My Own Worst Enemy
  41. Lou Bega- Mambo No. 5
  42. Marcy Playground- Sex and Candy
  43. Mark Morrison- Return of the Mac
  44. Matchbox Twenty- 3AM
  45. Mighty Mighty Bosstones- The Impression That I Get
  46. Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot- The Rain
  47. Montell Jordan- This Is How We Do It
  48. Natalie Imbruglia- Torn
  49. New Radicals- You Get What You Give
  50. Next- Too Close
  51. Notorious BIG- Mo Money Mo Problems
  52. NSYNC- Tearin Up My Heart
  53. Paula Cole- I Don't Want To Wait
  54. Presidents of the United States of America- Peaches
  55. The Rembrandts- I'll Be There For You
  56. Ricky Martin- Livin' La Vida Loca
  57. Sarah McLachlan- Building A Mystery
  58. Semisonic- Closing Time
  59. Shania Twain- You're Still the One
  60. Sister Hazel- All for You
  61. Sixpence None the Richer- Kiss Me
  62. Smashmouth- Walking on the Sun
  63. Sugar Ray- Fly
  64. Tal Bachmann- She's So High
  65. Third Eye Blind- Semi-Charmed Life
  66. TLC- Waterfalls
  67. Usher- My Way
  68. The Verve- Bittersweet Symphony
  69. The Verve Pipe- The Freshman
  70. Weezer- Buddy Holly
  71. Will Smith- Gettin Jiggy Wit it


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